Pidlikflig is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, dishonourable otter.

Pidlikflig created the solar system nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidlikflig, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pidlikflig, it will destroy your home planet.

Pidlikflig's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Pidlikflig's Holy Commandments

1. Pidlikflig must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Erect a giant red sculpture of Pidlikflig in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

4. Never paint your face cyan.

5. Never remain prostrate at dusk.