Bapwiklist is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, sage badger.

Bapwiklist created the Virgo Supercluster six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bapwiklist, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Bapwiklist, he will be very sad.

Bapwiklist's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Bapwiklist's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

3. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

4. Do not consume coconuts at dawn.

5. Always wear plain coats during rituals.