Botfagsug is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, loving giraffe.

Botfagsug created a down quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Botfagsug, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Botfagsug, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Botfagsug's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Botfagsug's Holy Commandments

1. Botfagsug must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Do not wear mauve clothing.