Largsitpadhak is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, charitable swan.

Largsitpadhak created a bottom quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Largsitpadhak, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Largsitpadhak, he will turn you into a frog.

Largsitpadhak's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Largsitpadhak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill bats.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always obey Largsitpadhak's priests.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not commit murder.