Cetmetlib is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, happy horse.

Cetmetlib created oxygen three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cetmetlib, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cetmetlib, it will laugh at you.

Cetmetlib's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Cetmetlib's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never mention aardvarks.

3. Do not prepare tomatoes while filled with anger.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.