Vedgargilart is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, slow elephant.

Vedgargilart created the Sombrero Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vedgargilart, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vedgargilart, he will think nothing of it.

Vedgargilart's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Vedgargilart's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vedgargilart.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never think about dark energy near goats while wearing orange kilts and balancing four carbon spheres on your hands.

5. Vedgargilart loves tortoises, so they must be respected.