Fadstanfig is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, unselfish hare.

Fadstanfig created the Tadpole Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fadstanfig, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fadstanfig, he will send you a sign.

Fadstanfig's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Fadstanfig's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove trousers before entering holy places.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics near ducks while wearing fawn tights and balancing four aluminium spheres on your legs.

3. Never wear green shirts on sacred days.

4. Do not dye your hair mauve.

5. Do not count beyond eight during ceremonies.