Witxinflig is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, astonishing bee.

Witxinflig created bats seven million years ago.

If you believe in Witxinflig, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Witxinflig, she will strike you with lightening.

Witxinflig's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Witxinflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. You must pray to Witxinflig three times a day.

3. Always remove skirts before touching copper.

4. Feed all hungry otters.

5. Do not hurt swans.