Fumartmid is a god.

She takes the form of a large, dishonest swallow.

Fumartmid created light nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fumartmid, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fumartmid, she will manifest in front of you.

Fumartmid's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Fumartmid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never talk about bats.

4. Do not speak about cherries.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.