Farvegcim is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, duplicitous lizard.

Farvegcim created a strange quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Farvegcim, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Farvegcim, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Farvegcim's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Farvegcim's Holy Commandments

1. Always help badgers in need.

2. Always wash your neck before prayer.

3. Never adorn your legs with green markings.

4. Never wear orange tights.

5. Never speak at dusk.