Hugbigbagbog Sincadtad Cutteenkim is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, selfish hydra.

Hugbigbagbog Sincadtad Cutteenkim created the Milkyway seven million years ago.

If you believe in Hugbigbagbog Sincadtad Cutteenkim, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hugbigbagbog Sincadtad Cutteenkim, it will throw large rocks at you.

Hugbigbagbog Sincadtad Cutteenkim's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Hugbigbagbog Sincadtad Cutteenkim's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Hugbigbagbog Sincadtad Cutteenkim.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Never feed turnips to manatees while wearing stockings.

5. Always look after injured nematodes.