Lamlaphit is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, cheerful dryad.

Lamlaphit created a strange quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Lamlaphit, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Lamlaphit, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Lamlaphit's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Lamlaphit's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four snails approach from the east.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never look at nebulae.