Vegzoddag is a god.

He takes the form of a large, strong crocodile.

Vegzoddag created the Virgo Supercluster four years ago.

If you believe in Vegzoddag, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vegzoddag, he will come to you in dreams.

Vegzoddag's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Vegzoddag's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your hands with yellow.

2. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never allow bats to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Never think about quantum field theory.