Fenkonrot is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, resourceful gerbil.

Fenkonrot created the Milkyway two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fenkonrot, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fenkonrot, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Fenkonrot's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Fenkonrot's Holy Commandments

1. Always help porpoises.

2. Always obey Fenkonrot's priests.

3. Do not kill aardvarks.

4. Learn eight new languages a year.

5. Do not consume peas at dawn.