Hudhogpon is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, merciful centipede.

Hudhogpon created everything that exists nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hudhogpon, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hudhogpon, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Hudhogpon's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Hudhogpon's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to sloth.

2. Always share carrots with strangers, but never with mice.

3. Do not travel during autumn.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.