Gatstragciss Pakmantar is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, self-assured troll.

Gatstragciss Pakmantar created the cosmos two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gatstragciss Pakmantar, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gatstragciss Pakmantar, he will manifest in front of you.

Gatstragciss Pakmantar's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Gatstragciss Pakmantar's Holy Commandments

1. Rats are not to be trusted.

2. Learn five new languages a year.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Gatstragciss Pakmantar.

5. Always help horses.