Queegwanarp is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, resourceful narwhal.

Queegwanarp created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Queegwanarp, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Queegwanarp, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Queegwanarp's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Queegwanarp's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven gold sculptures of Queegwanarp on top of important buildings.

2. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Queegwanarp in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never feed parsnips to gulls while wearing black ear rings.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Queegwanarp.

5. Hide from green doves for they are unholy.