Cisshittal is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, staggering goat.

Cisshittal created bats four years ago.

If you believe in Cisshittal, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cisshittal, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Cisshittal's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Cisshittal's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about aardvarks.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Never talk about special relativity near monkeys while wearing turquoise skirts.

5. Never carve symbols of comets into wood.