Mabbundag is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, all-powerful wyrm.

Mabbundag created the universe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mabbundag, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Mabbundag, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Mabbundag's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Mabbundag's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near porpoises.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Always wear purple.

4. Never go into magenta rooms.

5. Never approach crossroads carrying clay.