Bogwatlib is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, happy bear.

Bogwatlib created parasitic wasps two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogwatlib, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bogwatlib, it will strike you with lightening.

Bogwatlib's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Bogwatlib's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never wear cyan jumpers.

3. Never skip in the presence of aardvarks.

4. Always help birds.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.