Bunmisjam Flabrillbass is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, emotional hippopotamus.

Bunmisjam Flabrillbass created the planet Venus eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bunmisjam Flabrillbass, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bunmisjam Flabrillbass, she will not care at all.

Bunmisjam Flabrillbass' most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Bunmisjam Flabrillbass' Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Bunmisjam Flabrillbass in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Hide from black mites for they are unholy.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Bunmisjam Flabrillbass.