Gofcin is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, emotional tapir.

Gofcin created silver two years ago.

If you believe in Gofcin, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gofcin, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Gofcin's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Gofcin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

2. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Gofcin in the centre of the settlement.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Do not take Gofcin's name in vain.

5. Never wear indigo shorts.