Yokgodtam Bifhadbess is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, benevolent mouse.

Yokgodtam Bifhadbess created vertebrates four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yokgodtam Bifhadbess, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Yokgodtam Bifhadbess, she will turn you into a mole.

Yokgodtam Bifhadbess' most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Yokgodtam Bifhadbess' Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in autumn.

2. Never eat wheat on fasting days.

3. Run away from gray whales, for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.