Vabbumwip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, merciless capybara.

Vabbumwip created the Virgo Supercluster two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vabbumwip, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Vabbumwip, he will torture you forever.

Vabbumwip's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Vabbumwip's Holy Commandments

1. Always help grasshopers.

2. Never think about photosynthesis.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not wear titanium on your body.