Sugwatgebstermistit is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, all-powerful wolf.

Sugwatgebstermistit created viruses four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sugwatgebstermistit, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sugwatgebstermistit, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Sugwatgebstermistit's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Sugwatgebstermistit's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven zinc sculptures of Sugwatgebstermistit on top of important buildings.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Do not wear white clothing.

5. Never look in ponds.