Gatbudham is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, moody zebra.

Gatbudham created a bottom quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gatbudham, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gatbudham, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gatbudham's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Gatbudham's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always share lentils with strangers, but never with horses.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never gather four voles in one place.