Watshavteen is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, caring camel.

Watshavteen created the Tadpole Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Watshavteen, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Watshavteen, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Watshavteen's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Watshavteen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair purple.

2. Worship no other gods but Watshavteen.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.