Dosskamflap is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, almighty snail.

Dosskamflap created snails five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dosskamflap, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dosskamflap, she will not invite you to parties.

Dosskamflap's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Dosskamflap's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of foxes.

2. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Do not wear red clothing.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.