Lunmisbinbomhimbasstik is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, humorless bear.

Lunmisbinbomhimbasstik created a Higgs boson twelve years ago.

If you believe in Lunmisbinbomhimbasstik, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Lunmisbinbomhimbasstik, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Lunmisbinbomhimbasstik's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Lunmisbinbomhimbasstik's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse water with water.

2. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

3. Do not study chromosomes on holy days.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics near grasshopers while wearing indigo dresses.