Veddubloop is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, duplicitous spider.

Veddubloop created a quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Veddubloop, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Veddubloop, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Veddubloop's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Veddubloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always wear violet.