Megflabcem is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, conceited seal.

Megflabcem created life nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Megflabcem, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Megflabcem, she will be mildly annoyed.

Megflabcem's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Megflabcem's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick ducks.

2. Retreat if three frogs approach from the east.

3. Do not kill turtles.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.

5. Megflabcem must be the most important thing in your life.