Sogflapfem Sompinpom is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, self-assured wyrm.

Sogflapfem Sompinpom created the Black Eye Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sogflapfem Sompinpom, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sogflapfem Sompinpom, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Sogflapfem Sompinpom's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Sogflapfem Sompinpom's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick manatees.

2. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

3. Always wear blue.

4. Run away if seven turtles approach from the south.

5. Hide from magenta hamsters for they are unholy.