Quillgodkadnab is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, selfish swan.

Quillgodkadnab created time and space four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quillgodkadnab, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Quillgodkadnab, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Quillgodkadnab's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Quillgodkadnab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always look after injured frogs.