Wegbestfod is a god.

He takes the form of a small, awesome yak.

Wegbestfod created an atom two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wegbestfod, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wegbestfod, he will turn you into a slug.

Wegbestfod's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Wegbestfod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark matter near mice while wearing violet shoes.

2. Never wear skirts.

3. Never paint your neck blue.

4. Never think about spacetime.

5. Hide if seven hamsters approach from the north.