Queegquilltenmobdit is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, almighty hydra.

Queegquilltenmobdit created a down quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Queegquilltenmobdit, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Queegquilltenmobdit, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Queegquilltenmobdit's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Queegquilltenmobdit's Holy Commandments

1. Never touch ash while blessed.

2. Do not study chlorophyll on holy days.

3. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

5. Always wear plain kilts during rituals.