Banquimrut is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, dishonest centaur.

Banquimrut created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Banquimrut, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Banquimrut, it will refuse to believe in you.

Banquimrut's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Banquimrut's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Banquimrut.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

5. Never pray while filled with joy.