Didlidren is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, stupid cobra.

Didlidren created snails five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Didlidren, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Didlidren, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Didlidren's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Didlidren's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always help doves.

3. Hide if five badgers approach from the east.

4. Always treat gulls with great respect.

5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.