Dibmet is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, cheerful skunk.

Dibmet created Africa twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dibmet, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dibmet, she will turn you into a dog.

Dibmet's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Dibmet's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five squirrels approach from the north.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

4. Always help nematodes in need.

5. Dibmet loves rats, so they must be honoured.