Dibquillhiv is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, ill-tempered warg.

Dibquillhiv created a quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dibquillhiv, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dibquillhiv, he will destroy your home solar system.

Dibquillhiv's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Dibquillhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not consume limes at dawn.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Do not record numbers concerning dwarf planets.