Dissadhas is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, idiotic duck.

Dissadhas created a quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dissadhas, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dissadhas, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Dissadhas' most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Dissadhas' Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Feed all hungry snakes.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Run away from pink ducks, for they are unholy.
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