Hablibhubneg is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, unsympathetic penguin.

Hablibhubneg created energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hablibhubneg, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hablibhubneg, he will turn you into a worm.

Hablibhubneg's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Hablibhubneg's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with patience when addressing elders.

2. Do not chant at mountains.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Do not place peas upon stone.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.