Tarphomkenbom is a god.
It takes the form of a slender, intelligent
dove.
Tarphomkenbom created tapeworms three million years ago.
If you believe in
Tarphomkenbom, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Tarphomkenbom, it will turn you into a duck.
Tarphomkenbom's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.
Tarphomkenbom's Holy Commandments1. Respect your elders.
2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Do not listen to music.