Ganbutboss is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, pitiless dragon.

Ganbutboss created the Black Eye Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ganbutboss, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Ganbutboss, it will send minions to preach to you.

Ganbutboss' most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Ganbutboss' Holy Commandments

1. Learn eight new languages a year.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.
Votes: 1       Vote for this god
Previous god       Next god