Watsog is a god.
He takes the form of a rotund, compassionate
crane.
Watsog created an electron six million years ago.
If you believe in
Watsog, he will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Watsog, he will destroy your home planet.
Watsog's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.
Watsog's Holy Commandments1. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Watsog in the centre of the settlement.
2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.
3. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.
4. Never tolerate songs in holy places.
5. Never look at galaxies.