Watsog is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, compassionate crane.

Watsog created an electron six million years ago.

If you believe in Watsog, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Watsog, he will destroy your home planet.

Watsog's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Watsog's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Watsog in the centre of the settlement.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.

4. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

5. Never look at galaxies.