Gomsancit is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, loving zebra.

Gomsancit created viruses six million years ago.

If you believe in Gomsancit, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gomsancit, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Gomsancit's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Gomsancit's Holy Commandments

1. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

4. Never allow mice to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Always help rats in need.