Citmobpag Tigartnig Flamkonhim is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, capable faun.

Citmobpag Tigartnig Flamkonhim created the Sol system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Citmobpag Tigartnig Flamkonhim, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Citmobpag Tigartnig Flamkonhim, he will come to you in dreams.

Citmobpag Tigartnig Flamkonhim's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Citmobpag Tigartnig Flamkonhim's Holy Commandments

1. Citmobpag Tigartnig Flamkonhim must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never wear violet ear rings on sacred days.

3. Do not wear dresses marked with fawn.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

5. Shun those given to vanity.