Dimgodkembitfat is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, slow salamander.

Dimgodkembitfat created a strange quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dimgodkembitfat, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dimgodkembitfat, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Dimgodkembitfat's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Dimgodkembitfat's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. You must never eat melons.

3. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Dimgodkembitfat in the centre of the settlement.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Fast once a month.