Sandvigvin is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, fussy bird.

Sandvigvin created the Small Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandvigvin, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sandvigvin, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sandvigvin's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Sandvigvin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always wear red.

5. Never eat green fruit.