Sidhapjad is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, duplicitous badger.

Sidhapjad created parasitic wasps five million years ago.

If you believe in Sidhapjad, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sidhapjad, she will turn you into a frog.

Sidhapjad's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Sidhapjad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear green clothing.

2. Never mix parsnips with ash.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always obey Sidhapjad's priests.

5. Do not chop down trees.