Karmidflis is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unthinking raccoon.

Karmidflis created the Sunflower Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Karmidflis, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Karmidflis, it will ignore you.

Karmidflis' most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Karmidflis' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.

2. Always help pigs in need.

3. You must love Karmidflis.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Always help voles.