Limfunlibnill is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, fast capybara.

Limfunlibnill created dark matter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limfunlibnill, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Limfunlibnill, he will not care at all.

Limfunlibnill's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Limfunlibnill's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear turquoise ear rings.

2. You must never eat turnips.

3. Hide from green mice for they are unholy.

4. Never talk about spacetime.

5. Never think about special relativity.