Vagjopyattnulhadzed is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, charitable manatee.

Vagjopyattnulhadzed created the Virgo Supercluster seven million years ago.

If you believe in Vagjopyattnulhadzed, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vagjopyattnulhadzed, she will cry a lot.

Vagjopyattnulhadzed's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Vagjopyattnulhadzed's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven nickel sculptures of Vagjopyattnulhadzed on top of important buildings.

2. Heed all dreams.

3. Do not count beyond three during ceremonies.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

5. Do not shave your hands.