Fom is a god.

It takes the form of a large, prudent capybara.

Fom created the Large Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fom, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fom, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Fom's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Fom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Always help great tits.

3. Always wear gray.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always help aardvarks in need.