Weglambus is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, resourceful raccoon.

Weglambus created the planet Jupiter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Weglambus, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Weglambus, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Weglambus' most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Weglambus' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not drink water in black rooms.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always look after injured nematodes.