Fliglatmanlid is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, irritating eagle.

Fliglatmanlid created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fliglatmanlid, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fliglatmanlid, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fliglatmanlid's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Fliglatmanlid's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all signs.

2. Never allow manatees to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Never allow ants to witness sacred rites.

4. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

5. Never talk about enzymes.