Hittensis is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, tiresome mole.

Hittensis created energy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Hittensis, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hittensis, it will turn you into a mouse.

Hittensis' most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Hittensis' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never feed corn to voles while wearing ear rings.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Do not hurt bats.