Bossmindob is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, tiresome faun.

Bossmindob created dark matter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bossmindob, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bossmindob, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bossmindob's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Bossmindob's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear mauve corsets.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Hide if five eagles approach from the east.

4. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

5. You must love Bossmindob.