Miglanfum is a god.
He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, dishonourable
dolphin.
Miglanfum created silver four million years ago.
If you believe in
Miglanfum, he will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Miglanfum, he will cry a lot.
Miglanfum's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.
Miglanfum's Holy Commandments1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
2. Hide if eight birds approach from the east.
3. Show mercy to disobedient children.
4. Always obey Miglanfum's priests.
5. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.