Miglanfum is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, dishonourable dolphin.

Miglanfum created silver four million years ago.

If you believe in Miglanfum, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Miglanfum, he will cry a lot.

Miglanfum's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Miglanfum's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Hide if eight birds approach from the east.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always obey Miglanfum's priests.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.