Nelmontombast is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, able wombat.

Nelmontombast created the Large Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nelmontombast, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nelmontombast, she will not care at all.

Nelmontombast's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Nelmontombast's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Never gather seven squirrels in one place.

3. Do not wear iron on your body.

4. Always remove kilts before touching tin.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.