Libcapgum is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unthoughtful goblin.

Libcapgum created energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Libcapgum, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Libcapgum, it will turn you into a rat.

Libcapgum's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Libcapgum's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine aluminium sculptures of Libcapgum on top of important buildings.

2. Always wash your arms before prayer.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.