Hadomtpibgan is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unthinking aardvark.

Hadomtpibgan created humanity four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadomtpibgan, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hadomtpibgan, it will turn you into a plant.

Hadomtpibgan's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Hadomtpibgan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven silver sculptures of Hadomtpibgan on top of important buildings.

2. Do not speak of dark matter near sacred fires.

3. Never think about photosynthesis.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

5. Always remove ear rings before entering holy places.