Cudzogweeyarthenjop is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, grumpy mink.

Cudzogweeyarthenjop created the Large Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cudzogweeyarthenjop, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cudzogweeyarthenjop, he will be mildly annoyed.

Cudzogweeyarthenjop's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Cudzogweeyarthenjop's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in autumn.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always share turnips with strangers, but never with dolphins.

4. Never remain standing at midday.

5. Always obey Cudzogweeyarthenjop's priests.