Godflowjon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, grumpy dove.

Godflowjon created an atom four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Godflowjon, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Godflowjon, it will boil you in a big pot.

Godflowjon's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Godflowjon's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics near sheep while wearing purple corsets and balancing three aluminium spheres on your hands.

3. Never feed lentils to badgers while wearing kilts.

4. Godflowjon loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics.