Rawlunnibdit Shavbugwee is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, awesome dugong.

Rawlunnibdit Shavbugwee created the Milkyway eight million years ago.

If you believe in Rawlunnibdit Shavbugwee, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rawlunnibdit Shavbugwee, it will not invite you to parties.

Rawlunnibdit Shavbugwee's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Rawlunnibdit Shavbugwee's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. You must love Rawlunnibdit Shavbugwee.