Wikstikvad is a god.
It takes the form of a corpulent, stupid
crane.
Wikstikvad created Mount Everest five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Wikstikvad, it will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Wikstikvad, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.
Wikstikvad's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.
Wikstikvad's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
2. Do not speak about cucumbers.
3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wikstikvad.
4. Never go into brown rooms.
5. Never think about archaea.