Ranhimgam is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, ill-tempered frog.

Ranhimgam created a quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranhimgam, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ranhimgam, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Ranhimgam's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Ranhimgam's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

2. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

3. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

4. Never feed figs to birds while wearing orange corsets.

5. Never record secrets.