Xuckdibnad is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, selfish chinchilla.

Xuckdibnad created water five million years ago.

If you believe in Xuckdibnad, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Xuckdibnad, it will turn you into a rock.

Xuckdibnad's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Xuckdibnad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not speak about aubergines.

3. Never feed lots of lentils to birds while wearing white skirts.

4. Erect five silicon sculptures of Xuckdibnad on top of important buildings.

5. Never look in ponds.