Rullimnurtvonjarnmitvonkstig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, calm slug.

Rullimnurtvonjarnmitvonkstig created gold four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullimnurtvonjarnmitvonkstig, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rullimnurtvonjarnmitvonkstig, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Rullimnurtvonjarnmitvonkstig's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Rullimnurtvonjarnmitvonkstig's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather eight goats in one place.

2. Do not record numbers concerning galaxies.

3. Do not name children after snakes.

4. Never allow turtles to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Learn three new languages a year.