Pigsinhab is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, unselfish lobster.

Pigsinhab created a charm quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigsinhab, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pigsinhab, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Pigsinhab's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Pigsinhab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Pigsinhab loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

4. Never hurt moths.

5. Do not commit murder.