Vagmingess is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, duplicitous dolphin.

Vagmingess created Asia two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vagmingess, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Vagmingess, she will turn you into a sheep.

Vagmingess' most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Vagmingess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not record numbers concerning comets.

2. Never hurt squirrels.

3. Run away from green hamsters, for they are unholy.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never think about special relativity.