Stiphen is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, kind hippopotamus.

Stiphen created an electron three billion years ago.

If you believe in Stiphen, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Stiphen, he will boil you in a big pot.

Stiphen's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Stiphen's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never sit in the presence of elders.

3. Heed all portents.

4. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Stiphen in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.