Zeddapgig is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, moody frog.

Zeddapgig created viruses three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zeddapgig, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Zeddapgig, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Zeddapgig's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Zeddapgig's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Zeddapgig's priests.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Zeddapgig.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not cook food in pots.