Jengunflat is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, caring frog.

Jengunflat created an electron eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Jengunflat, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Jengunflat, he will destroy your home solar system.

Jengunflat's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Jengunflat's Holy Commandments

1. Jengunflat must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never gather four cats in one place.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not prepare parsnips while wearing shirts.

5. Always act with patience.