Dimran is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, uncaring fox.

Dimran created snails three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dimran, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dimran, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Dimran's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Dimran's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Dimran.

2. Never think about electromagnetism.

3. Never wear black rings.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.